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• A soothing facial — Two-faced Arab leaders will sling mud at you, aiming to cloud your vision, erase unsightly Green Lines, and seize control of your entire body. That’s Hoot Spa!
• A polished manicure/pedicure — Islamic extremists will give you the finger treatment as they toe the line against Israel’s right to exist. That’s Hoot Spa!
• A hot tub soak — Find yourself in hot water when a U.N. commission hurls war-crime charges at you after you’ve done all you can to spare innocent lives. That’s Hoot Spa!
• A relaxing sauna — You’ll be exposed to plenty of hot air as you sweat out international protests favoring BDS and a Palestinian state. That’s Hoot Spa!
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