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Study: College-age Jews Say They’re Pro-Israel, But Please Don’t Tell Our Parents
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Purim Spoof 2020

Study: College-age Jews Say They’re Pro-Israel, But Please Don’t Tell Our Parents

Sophia K., a sophomore at Syracuse University, said she would be happy to sign a pro-Israel petition but is afraid she will be late for class. Janice Hwang / JW
Sophia K., a sophomore at Syracuse University, said she would be happy to sign a pro-Israel petition but is afraid she will be late for class. Janice Hwang / JW

The overwhelming majority of college-age Jews say they are pro-Israel, but are afraid to tell their parents because they don’t want to be pressured to attend Hillel events and go on trips to Israel sponsored by campus Jewish organizations.

“Look, Israel is a great country, but I planned to chill this semester and the last thing I need is to stand at a table at the student center and hand out iPhone cases printed with the Israeli flag,” said Scott L., a Penn State student contacted for the survey. “I tell my dad I’m with Students for Justice in Palestine just so he stops nudzhing me to go to the campus AIPAC meetings.”

The survey, conducted by Musk Mellman for the campus group HandStandsforIsrael, found that many students hide their yarmulkes and other visible signs of Jewishness not because of anti-Semitism, but out of fear that any of a dozen pro-Israel groups on campus will ask them to volunteer at the Yom Ha’Atzmaut rally.

“I’m trying to graduate on time, and my mom wants me to take a leadership seminar with Students in Support of Israel. Of course I lie and tell her I am an anti-Zionist!” said Sarah H. The Wesleyan junior also said that she really wants to spend spring break with her Jewish sorority in Cartagena, Colombia, while her parents are insisting she go to Israel for the seventh time.

In response to the survey, a shadowy group known as the Ostrich Mission has begun posting the names of college students who are secretly Zionist.

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