Let’s begin with a Stray Cats niggun.

Once upon a time there were three cats.

The first cat had a strange mystical power, slinking around a nursing home, able to sense the Angel of Death, and this cat cuddled up only to the patient who’d be the next to die.

The second cat was eerily drawn to the ghostly remnants of Auschwitz, where the Angel of Death had been. This cat just won’t leave.

And the last of these cats looks exactly like — don’t make me say.

Created by God, each one. We know so little about the inner lives of cats, let alone their Maker.