A girlfriend was filling me on her latest set-up date.
"Turns out he’s pushing 50!" said my 30-something friend.
She named a few more, let’s call them "surprises."
And by surprises, I mean, bummers.
And they really are bummers!
Or as I like to say, In the end, there’s always a club foot.
Which is another way of saying, it’s hard to remain an optimist in this horror show called dating.
But don’t get me started. I’ve had a rotten day. And a married girlfriend also just filled my ear with her own tales of woe, which actually made me appreciate what I have.
Which is really another way of saying, does anyone have a good joke to share??